05-23-15 § Leave a comment
look, nobody, i’m back! i made this wordpress blog in like 2007 i think; i’m currently wading through past private entries of delightfully spun gay porn yarns trying to figure it out. i had quite a thirst for hot man on man action in a steampunk circus setting during my youth, i did! (HEY my idea for a dramatic futuristic sci-fi circus novel was GOOD okay) but yeah, 2007 sounds about right. i am no longer the oxygen-deprived teen weeaboo degenerate i once was, i will soon be 27 and am now an elder internet user yet again wanting to contribute my useless word vomit to the BLOGOSPHERE as i did in the days of olde, when the earth was young and so was my mortal soul!!!!! nothing much has changed with me. i am less stupid and less ugly, though, so those are good things! i am, however, still (STUPID) addicted to morning procrastination: chain smokin and online shoppin and a thousand cups of coffee when i should be showering my heathen carcass and preparing it for a 9 hour shift of retail good times. eating, too, is a good thing to do before you go to work. you need to eat to stay alive, trust me bitch i’m a doctor.
so here i am at this 8 year old blog, doing what, i do not know. i just want to get back into mindlessly writing about my maybe not-so-mundane life in a way that is therapeutic to me. there is no one here; no one “follows” this blog. i’m not really sure how that works here on wordpress tbh. i am choosing this place though because all the other blogging platforms for journal-style writing that i used to know and use went down the pooper (lol greatestjournal and livejournal). wordpress is versatile, fairly easy to use even though i’m dumb as heck, and has the potential to look aesthetically pleasing which is important to me because STUFF HAS TO BE PRETTY OR IT DOESN’T MATTER.
this could also serve as a good distraction for me in the mornings when i’m tempted to shop online which i should not fucking be doing at all, ever. i am so dangerous. and sexy. and poor. i need to save money. my dangerous sexy poor ass needs a car and to move out of my dad’s basement. yes, life is as glamorous for me as it ever was. sleeping in filth, living in sin. baby i do it all! OH AND the boyfriend just gifted me a new camera so i can post big nice quality emotional photographs of my white trash hovel! it’s my favorite camera, the one i pawned for beer and cupcakes when i lived in alaska for a year, the panasonic lumix dmc-lx3! a damn fine bridge camera tbh. we shouldn’t have bought it because hello SAVING MONEY but i am so happy to have it. so yeah, i can get back into “photography”. i use that term loosely, because i never stopped taking pictures of things – instagram and phone cameras are still photography despite what some snobby ass cloud-yellin-at ass old people might say. if you’re taking pictures, it doesn’t matter what you’re taking them with. it’s photography. if you’re capturing and collecting moments, it’s photography. i don’t give a shit if you’re using a pinhole camera you made from a goddamn toilet paper tube to take dirty mirror selfies, it’s photography. i will defend this til the day the coppers drag me to the electric chair for my long list of heinous crimes!!!!!
i really should go and get ready for work. i get to work with my bitch amanda polanda all day today so i’m excited about that. i will return to this as often as possible, for like catharsis or whatever. to write about my romantic times at my spanish villa, my decadent life of poolside drinks and cocaine use in the tropics. all the fun stuff i do everyday, you know. some pictures, some bitchin, perhaps some product reviews since even though i am trying to save money i absolutely know for a fact that i will be TREATIN MYSELF here and there. we’ll see! either way i know my carefully arranged audience of adorable stuffed tea-party animals is excited